oh no your not serious ?

OMFG OMDZ OHMY can you beleive that my parents have apparently "miss placed" my baptismal certifcate...i mean this is RIDICULOUS seriously ? how i mean howwwww? gahh im quite annoyed as you can see becuase now i've been trying to look for it even though u hav'nt got the faintest of ideas as to where it could be...oh right soz guys forgot to fill yah in you see im doing my confirmation this year..late i noe ? but oh wells and the requiremnts was to make a letter saying why i want to be confirmed,holy communion certifcate AND AND MY EFFING BAPTISMAL CERTIFCATE..great just great and if you havnt realised im being sarcastic EL-OH-EL dammm and we need it by tomo aswell coz of the meeting..oh shit im screwed..well my mums looking for it again! oh where can it be ? anyways im gone chow x