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the "erectus trouserius" or the trouser snake is the world's most dangerous snake. colour varies from pink to black. its fangless. average length 5-6 inches .(although some are said to reach 8 inches depending onhonesty of its owner.) it appears usually in the bedrooms attacking women in the mouth or lower abdominal area. its higly venomous spit can cause swelling lasting 9 months.! some mutant species are also known to attack men from behind.